3 days and counting.
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003wow. Yeah, this joint is DE-SER-TED.
It’s all good. I deserve it. I left y’all.
I guess it’s better that way anyway. No one to read about my less-than-FABULOUS life.
Still single. 3 days broken up and STILL broken up. Good job, huh? What? You’re PROUD of me?
Yeah, I know, it’s a MIRACLE.
Still though, you got any hottie friends, you KNOW where to find me…k?