Actually, all is (mostly} just fine, but I just wanted to use that goofy title
Snot IS, however, currently dripping down the back of my throat AND I discovered today that my boobs have SHRUNK 2 inches in the last year or so!!
I blame this on Laurent.
Boob shrinkage is bad.
The silver lining to THAT story is that, as a result, I get to spend less per project as one needs less yarn to make a 32″ busted whatever vs. a 32″ busted whatever! I’m SAVING MONEY!
I think I’d rather have my boobs back though.
Anyone have some HoHos? Seriously! Anyone?
Speaking of knitting, I totally have nothing to knit.
I mean, I have a STASH an’ all, but like…I HAVE NOTHING TO KNIT! WAH!
I spent HOURS at the shop today just STARING at the yarn. whattoknitwhattoknit. I wasn’t even EXCITED about it… it was wierd. I was all, “Hoooollllllyyyyy!!! What do I KNIT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?”. She tried to pawn her knitting off on me, but I’m too quick on my feet, yo. GIRL, YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN WITH THAT THING!
I have ideas, sorta…I just have to wait till the check clears, you know what I’m sayin? In the meantime, I stash busted and made a couple little som’n som’ns I can’t show you right now. What I CAN show you is the reason why I currently have nothing (weather-appropriate) to knit:
They’re in STR, colorway: Pebble Beach!
YAY! (They’re only a month and a half late for the knitalong, but WHATEVER!)
This weekend includes a live broadcast from the Platinum Club, cleaning the apt., NOT going on a date with a boy that, turns out, is not for me*, and GAME NIGHT! WOOT! Hope you have a good one
* I know, I know, ‘dumping’ one of my options is NOT a good way to meet my goal. I realize this. But you gotta do what you gotta do, right?