I got nothing.


Before the blog starts talking to Hayley-cat and the two of them team up against me in a quest for World Domination (the world, in this case, being the apartment), I figured I’d check in.

It’s a totally lo-tech check in though, because I’m operating on 4 hours of sleep and I’ve been up since 9 and it is totally 2am. Thus, I am entirely too tired to resize and upload pictures. I apologize for this. Perhaps if I could train the cat so that SHE could do it, she could actually earn money to pay her $35 catrent AND we could put pictures on the blog! WOO! {{sigh}} if only.

Instead, you get me, babbling incoherently about nothing in a sleep-deprived delerium.

I guess, in lieu of actual blog CONTENT, I will leave you with these eternal questions:

  • If the toilet was fixed today, why is there still a PUDDLE growing on the floor?
  • Why is this the third seperate day I am asking this question?
  • How did *MY* brother get to be 36 (37?) without knowing that “General Admission” means there are no seats?
  • Who decided this was a good idea?
  • Is my roomate the only person who puts the sponge in the dishwasher to clean it? Because I’m TOTALLY convinced she can’t be.

Deep, I know. Take some time to ponder these issues. We’ll talk Monday.

17 Responses to “I got nothing.”

  1. Cara Says:

    I’ve heard of the sponge in the dishwasher thing. I’ve also heard of the sponge in the microwave thing. Me, I just throw it out when it starts to smell and get a new one. Fun times.

    Hope the toilet is REALLY fixed soon. I hate home shit. Takes all the fun away from being home.

  2. Anne Marie Says:

    Dear Confucious,
    I microwave my sponges.
    Ain’t got no dishwasher.

  3. Christina Says:

    That Barbie is really scary. Street walker Barbie would be more like it.

  4. natalie Says:

    Now Barbies come with bling? Awesome. What a wasted childhood I had. And YES, since we got a dishwasher, we put our sponges in the top rack to clean them. YAY dishwasher!

  5. heather Says:

    I put my dish scrubby wand thingy in the dishwasher…it works well!

    I don’t like sponges. They smell. hee.

  6. Holly Says:

    See… I’m not the only one who microwaves the sponges! (I still think that the dishwasher thing is weird though…)

    Hmmm… Whore Barbie… What will they think of next??

  7. shelsea corneliabel Says:

    sponges and handknit dishcloths in the d/w over heah! although, the dishcloths get thrown in the w/d every now and then, just to get them fluffy again.

  8. chris Says:

    Yeah, I’ve heard of the sponge in the dishwasher thing . . . used to do it, too, until I became convinced that sponges are evil little breeding grounds for bacteria, etc. Teach that flatmate to knit and have them knit some dishcloths!

  9. SDRec Says:

    ha ha blink barbies suck

  10. Kristin Says:

    I totally put the sponge/dishscrubber in the dishwasher. However, I must say that I agree with Heather. Sponges are really gross .. have you seen the commercial with the woman wiping the counter “clean” with a piece of raw chicken. Ugh.

  11. biglug Says:

    Yeah I’ve done the sponge in the dishwasher or microwave thing. I hate sponges. Blech. Bling barbie looks like Tara Reid. Drunk Tara Reid with one boob hanging out of her dress will be next!!!

  12. Silvia Says:

    Okay, that Barbie is the best! They must be starting the new “Whore” Barbie collection. Such a departure from their usually classy offerings.

    I’ve seen the sponge thing happen, but I’ve also seen them washed in the washer and dryer. Not by me, I like to give my immune system a workout, but “others” have exhibited this behavior.

    Get some sleep princess.

  13. Sarah Says:

    I do both the dishwasher AND microwave thing with sponges. I still think they are gross though.
    Get some sleep….sleep deprivation makes people crazy. I speak from recent experience.

  14. Stacey Says:

    I have NEVER heard of putting the sponge anywhere other than the sink, then the trash. Hmmm. Who knew?!

    BigLug’s comment about Tara Reid was right on. Hi-larious.

  15. Rossana Says:

    I used to microwave my sponges, but we don’t have a microwave anymore. So I put them in the dishwasher. Yes, them…plural. I like to rotate at least two sponges, too. Weird, huh?

  16. MelissaJ Says:

    That barbie totally looks like a hooker

  17. Gordon Says:

    I did my little cyberstalking of the day so I could say thanks for all the fun at the wedding. Look me up if the spirit moves you! Enjoy the KF and the new DM album.