Answering the door for the pizza guy in my jammies and ice skates.

No. For reals.

see?

WOOT! We get ca-razy over here in vibeland!

This, along with other things, led me to some startling realizations:

1. It, as of yesterday, is exactly THREE MONTHS to my 30th birthday.
2. My 30th birthday is 23 days shy of the 2nd anniversary of the LAST TIME I had sex. (NOT That I haven’t had opportunities*, mind you, they just weren’t the right sort.)
3. HOLY SHIT, if all that’s true, then I need to get laid before my 30th birthday!!!!!! (don’t submit an application, dude, I do NOT mean you!)

Thus, I now have a 90-day plan. By plan, really, I mean goal, as I have no thought on HOW to get it done, just that it needs to GET DONE (or *I* need to get done ) within the next 90 days

TMI for the internets? Possibly, but whatever. We’re all girlfriends, right?

As of today, both Amy and Chelsea have moved away

This makes me saaaaad.

I do have this though:

Meet Austin Scarlett

This was Chelsea’s Bonsai that she was going to leave behind. I stole it and brought him home and held him and squeezed him and loved him (I did not, however, call him George). I wanted to name it after Chelsea somehow, so I named him Austin. That plant does NOT in any way look like an Austin though… thus, he became Austin Scarlett.

Even though the crew is one-by-one ditching us, the knitting must go on!!!

This is sock 1 of a pair of Jaywalkers.

That picture as taken at the beginning of February. I am now 13 rows of 2×2 rib away from having a semi-matching pair!!!! I’m lazy though, so I have no progress pics of said second sock. Next post though, WATCH OUT!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I am going to go scope out boys at the gym. After all, THERE ARE ONLY 89 DAYS LEFT!!!!!

* by opportunitieS (plural), I mean all of 2. AND they were of the “hey baby, let’s get it ON !”variety. I, much to my dismay, am wired in such a way that I need more of a commitment to give it up. {{sigh}} I’m still sorta kicking myself for this one though.

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