How did I spend my Saturday night?

Answering the door for the pizza guy in my jammies and ice skates.

No. For reals.


WOOT! We get ca-razy over here in vibeland!

This, along with other things, led me to some startling realizations:

  1. It, as of yesterday, is exactly THREE MONTHS to my 30th birthday.
  2. My 30th birthday is 23 days shy of the 2nd anniversary of the LAST TIME I had sex. (NOT That I haven’t had opportunities*, mind you, they just weren’t the right sort.)
  3. HOLY SHIT, if all that’s true, then I need to get laid before my 30th birthday!!!!!! (don’t submit an application, dude, I do NOT mean you!)

Thus, I now have a 90-day plan. By plan, really, I mean goal, as I have no thought on HOW to get it done, just that it needs to GET DONE (or *I* need to get done ;) ) within the next 90 days :-P

TMI for the internets? Possibly, but whatever. We’re all girlfriends, right?

As of today, both Amy and Chelsea have moved away :(

This makes me saaaaad. :(

I do have this though:

Meet Austin Scarlett

This was Chelsea’s Bonsai that she was going to leave behind. I stole it and brought him home and held him and squeezed him and loved him (I did not, however, call him George). I wanted to name it after Chelsea somehow, so I named him Austin. That plant does NOT in any way look like an Austin though… thus, he became Austin Scarlett. :)

Even though the crew is one-by-one ditching us, the knitting must go on!!!

This is sock 1 of a pair of Jaywalkers.

That picture as taken at the beginning of February. I am now 13 rows of 2×2 rib away from having a semi-matching pair!!!! I’m lazy though, so I have no progress pics of said second sock. Next post though, WATCH OUT! :)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I am going to go scope out boys at the gym. After all, THERE ARE ONLY 89 DAYS LEFT!!!!!

* by opportunitieS (plural), I mean all of 2. AND they were of the “hey baby, let’s get it ON !”variety. I, much to my dismay, am wired in such a way that I need more of a commitment to give it up. {{sigh}} I’m still sorta kicking myself for this one though.

11 Responses to “How did I spend my Saturday night?”

  1. lori z Says:

    the name *vibegirl* makes a whole lot more sense now.
    good luck on your mission.

  2. claudia Says:

    Dude, you are breaking in new ice skates, aren’t you??

  3. Tanya Says:

    Hmmm, the skates are confusing me. And wow, almost two years? Holy crap in a can I can’t imagine going that long. I bow before you celebate one. Good luck on your quest! :)


  4. Norma Says:

    I will not comment on the main theme of this post, except to say, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL THE GOOD MEN OUT THERE YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS AND SMART AND SWEET!!!! Oh, actually, the answer is in the question. Duh. There AREN’T any good men out there. Sorry, darlin. But thanks to you, I think I’m going to be considered a Very Cool Mom. I just ordered James Blunt’s CD for Abigail.

  5. dm Says:

    Sigh. There ARE good men out there…They’re typically the ones you look right past.

  6. Shaz Says:

    LOL…almost 2 could be worse than that. LOL
    SKATES & PJ’s for the pizza delivery person..cute!!! real cute!!! :)

  7. Anne Marie Says:

    Jaywalker sock colorway is fantastic! And congrats on almost being 30, that’s when life really starts to get good. But sheesh, that a LONG time to go without. No wonder you are so hyper.
    Why don’t you have sex with Adam?
    And then marry him.
    And then we could spend our holidays together.

  8. Chris Says:

    Love the skates…I need to walk around my house more in my own! Cute website!
    –Chris (Sharon’s friend)

  9. Phyl Says:

    Oh my. I know a couple of single guys . . .

  10. Silvia Says:

    Your skates are hot!

    As for getting laid, why not put up a Craigslist Connection post re: your objective and encase yourself in tons of latex…you’ll have one million responses in like ten seconds cause you’re hot!

  11. frecklegirl jess Says:

    hehe This post is too funny- you can totally do it.

    That first comment- ouch! ;)