All Is Snot Well.


Actually, all is (mostly} just fine, but I just wanted to use that goofy title :)

Snot IS, however, currently dripping down the back of my throat AND I discovered today that my boobs have SHRUNK 2 inches in the last year or so!!

I blame this on Laurent.

Boob shrinkage is bad.

The silver lining to THAT story is that, as a result, I get to spend less per project as one needs less yarn to make a 32″ busted whatever vs. a 32″ busted whatever! I’m SAVING MONEY!

I think I’d rather have my boobs back though.

Anyone have some HoHos? Seriously! Anyone?

mmmmm. HoHos…

Speaking of knitting, I totally have nothing to knit.

I mean, I have a STASH an’ all, but like…I HAVE NOTHING TO KNIT! WAH!

I spent HOURS at the shop today just STARING at the yarn. whattoknitwhattoknit. I wasn’t even EXCITED about it… it was wierd. I was all, “Hoooollllllyyyyy!!! What do I KNIT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?”. She tried to pawn her knitting off on me, but I’m too quick on my feet, yo. GIRL, YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN WITH THAT THING!

I have ideas, sorta…I just have to wait till the check clears, you know what I’m sayin? In the meantime, I stash busted and made a couple little som’n som’ns I can’t show you right now. What I CAN show you is the reason why I currently have nothing (weather-appropriate) to knit:


They’re in STR, colorway: Pebble Beach!

YAY! (They’re only a month and a half late for the knitalong, but WHATEVER!)

This weekend includes a live broadcast from the Platinum Club, cleaning the apt., NOT going on a date with a boy that, turns out, is not for me*, and GAME NIGHT! WOOT! Hope you have a good one :)

* I know, I know, ‘dumping’ one of my options is NOT a good way to meet my goal. I realize this. But you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

11 Responses to “All Is Snot Well.”

  1. Cara Says:

    Great minds think alike. Sort of. Check out my post title today.

    Your Jaywalkers look FANTASTIC!!!! Better late than never, no?

    I’d give you some of my boobs if I could. Like one whole one. Seriously. You don’t know how lucky you are. ;-)

  2. Amy Says:

    Awww… sounds like you need retail therapy. Or a good massage. Or the execution of the 90 day plan. Either way, have a great weekend! I’m sure Platinum will be better without the drunk asses you had to take care of last weekend :-)

  3. Anne Marie Says:

    Jaywalkers look great!
    I hope you feel better. Warm rum and lemon are the best cure for the snots.

  4. isel Says:

    I feel your pain about being HoHoless…maybe we can share Cara’s one?

    Awesome job on the jaywalkers. I love that colorway.

    Hope your knitting muse comes back soon. That, or some action.

  5. Kate Says:

    Jaywalkers are lovely! Hope the snot clears before the weekend begins. Enjoy.

  6. Erin Says:

    I hope that instead of giving you her project to knit, Holly didn’t accidentally give you her never-ending sickness!! Knitting blahs? I vote for learning how to crochet and making Chelsea’s scarf from The Happy Hooker!! Like a tribute band (like the Legwarmers) it would be a tribute scarf :)

  7. Jenny Says:

    Poor Snotty McSnotterton. I love those Jaywalkers, though!!!!!

  8. ebony Says:

    quit complaning, your boobs were looking plenty boobalicious in that tight t-shirt last night…i just got back from Miami…i am still in boob staring mode.

  9. frecklegirl jess Says:

    Boobie shrinkage- boo! No fair!

    Those socks are fab! Maybe you could knit something to wear at MS&W? Unless that would stress you out- I know you don’t like deadline knitting…

  10. Leah Says:

    socks are so cute love the colors!

  11. Laundro Says:

    Dinner. Soon? Do you have a day off this week?

    Will be in Minneapolis on biz next week…