Fiber Keeps You Regular.

I was standing in line at Panda Express in the food court, TOTALLY eavesdropping on the women behind me who were having some INSANE conversation about this woman and her convict husband. The one was going ON about how everyone KNEW the guy was in jail, and yet his wife kept making up stories of weekend trips to cover it up. Fascinating, really. Or not.

THEN, they started talking about some guy who is a big honcho at the company they work for. Apparently, even AFTER he got diagnosed with cancer, he continued to chain smoke like a motherfucker. Thus, as this woman put it, he is now in hospice care, “about to die any day.” According to HER, if he DIES, everyone is going to have to go to his funeral, since he is such a big deal at work. Why am I telling you this? Because the following line was then overheard… (not quoted verbatim, but nearly so, and totally conveying the gist)

“If he up and dies and screws up my son’s bar mitzvah because all these people have to go to HIS funeral, I’m going to be PISSED!”

huhWHAT? for reals?

Annywway. So. What ELSE did I do today besides troll the mall?

I GRADUATED!

um, from my current level of ice skating lessons. BUT HEY! I GOT A RIBBON!



PRETTY!

Yes, I put it on the fridge. Yes, I am a dork. Any questions?

I also wound yarn today. WOO. HOO.



SECRET!

Yeah, more secret knitting. Although, I don’t know why, as I will likely abandon this endeavor. We’ll see. Koigu sure is pretty though :)

As for friday’s post, he *MIGHT* not be cuter than yours (says YOU!), but he’s the cutest to ME, ’cause he’s mine! Don’t all go gangin’ up on me now, ‘aight? Yours is cute too!!!



totally NON cute pic of me. totally cute pic of him.

PS – OMG! CLICK! NOW!

PPS – it’s 06.06.06! CREEPY!

PPPS – I just ate chocolate cake and pickles.

14 Responses to “Fiber Keeps You Regular.”

  1. Shaz Says:

    Congrats on achieving the next level. We’re going skating w/ Chris next time we have the chance. I want to see what you’ve learning since that ”video” years ago. :) Cute guy? I’ll have to see him for myself in person. Anyways……the date today…..it is creepy. Be good.

  2. Carrie Says:

    Dude. Heartless lady. Although I can picture Cathy saying something like that on the weekend of her wedding… just kidding. :)

    Yay you with the ice skating! Can you take a video so we can see you in action? So impressed.

    And. The Boy. Is. Cute. SOCUTE.

  3. Maya Says:

    Those ribbons totally belong on the fridge.

    You guys are so CUTE!

  4. jessica~ Says:

    He totally is a cutie. I love that you put your medals on your fridge. :)

  5. Allison Says:

    Ribbons on the fridge are so cool! I wish I was being rewarded for something like going to work each day or taking exactly 30 minutes for lunch. It’s the little things that motivate us! And the boy is made so much cuter by how much you are obviously into him(and he doesn’t really need the help!)

  6. Anne Marie Says:

    Congrats on the skating! You have plenty of time to train for the next Olympics.

    And you and Adam look super cute together. I am truly going to barf a rainbow…

  7. Betsy Says:

    OMG you ice skate? Maybe you can go on tour with something something on ice!!!!!!!!! Your boyfriend is cute! As far as the alpaca football thing, yea I am not to sure about that! MWAHHHHHHHH
    conversations overheard all I can say is KHARMA

  8. Silvia Says:

    Freestyle 1 here you come! Love the guerrilla subway shots…

  9. Texy the Drunk Says:

    OK. First of all, he is indeed a cutie… I’ll totally give you that.

    Second, I can’t believe I’m the first to say “what is up w/ the cake and pickles?” um… are you *feeling* ok?

  10. Jenny Says:

    Is it wrong that I could totally agree with the Panda Express lady? I’ve said things like that a lot. I’m a bad person.

    But you! You can ice skate! And look at you and that cute man! You rock.

    I am in love with that alpaca. I am going to get one.

  11. Sarah Says:

    That alpaca is TOO Cute. As are you and the boy. And your ribbons – what level are you now? My co-worker passed Pre-Alpha Plus not too long ago…

    And chocolate cake and pickles? Cravings? hmmm…..

    (this is how rumors get started ya know)

  12. Sarah Says:

    He is cute! (Yes, mine is, too, thanks for noticing!) Fun on the ice skating thing, I have always wanted to learn how to do that. I’ll bet there’s not just a huge waiting list for ice skating lessons in West Palm Beach. . .hmmmm. . .

    And have to agree w/ Sarah of Crafty Snargle (how I found your site); chocolate cake and pickles? Something we need to share with the class???? ; )

  13. claudia Says:

    Three-turns, baby. Nice work.

  14. Stephanie Says:

    And where else you put ribbons? They absolutely belong on the fridge. And I hear ya on the he’s cutest b/c he’s mine. That’s what I was thinkin’.

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