Ya Learn Something New EVERY DAY!

Birds DO it!

Don’t ask me why I didn’t know!

But they DO!

SEE?!!?!

I was walking to work today and I TOTALLY saw two little birds DOING IT!

And uh, I stopped.

And watched.

I’m a BIRD PERV!

{{shame}}

This bigger bird kept hopping on top of this littler bird, trying to thrust his bird-pelvis closer to hers while she flapped her little wings furiously.

Jump, Thrust, Off. Jump, Thrust, Off.

It was like a little wierdo bird dance…

…the bird dance of LOVE!

hee!

Being the devout blogger I am, I tried to take a picture to SHOW YOU the bird sex, but they didn’t appreciate the voyeurism and kinda sorta flew away. :-\

I know, I’m 12. Seriously. Issues.

Speaking of though, just so NO ONE is alarmed, chocolate cake and pickles are JUST a wierd food preference. NOTHING ELSE. Okay? Thanks though, for putting wierd little paranoid-driven thoughts into my head resulting in Holly and I spending an entire afternoon at the shop naming my imaginary baby!

Thankfully, the world will never meet Lincoln Noel R.P. [lastname]-[lastname]*.

HAPPY WEEKEND!

* no, I will not tell you what the R.P. is for. Trust me, it’s TOTALLY T.M.I.

10 Responses to “Ya Learn Something New EVERY DAY!”

  1. Cara Says:

    You are nuts! I guess love can do that to you! ;-)

  2. Ann Says:

    One of the most disturbing things I ever saw was a sad little girl pigeon being used by multiple boy pigeons by the Dupont fountain. My friend and I could NOT look away, but it was really really wrong.

  3. LaurieM Says:

    I once watched a duck drag another duck through the water by the neck and flop it out on the beach. I thought it was rescuing it from drowning. I posted a question to some university animal behaviourologist on-line and got the response back that it was actually a duck rape that was in progress. Who knew!

  4. Anne Marie Says:

    Dear Perv,
    I’m going to call your baby ‘Fritz’.

  5. Betsy Says:

    How did you think we got baby birds? Did you miss that class in school?!?!?!?!??

  6. Norma Says:

    Yup, we raised ducks. It’s really icky to watch.

  7. Carrie Says:

    One day, one of us really is going to have a baby or pet named Fritz, and Anne Marie’s life will be complete. She always wants to name it Fritz. No matter what it is.

  8. Texy the Drunk Says:

    *perv*

  9. Laundro Says:

    Birds doing it.

    An all time high for Vibe! :)

  10. Bonnie Says:

    I saw two birds doing it once too but it took me a minute to figure it out. I thought they were fighting!

    As far baby names go. I love the name Sigmund Bartholomew. My hubby said “do you want your child to die on the playground not from the beating he will get for having such a doofy name but rather the sheer embarassment of answering to that name!” We obviously have no children.