I’m SEE-THROUGH!

Ahhh, Monday. How do I love thee, Monday? Let me count the waaayyysss…

Actually, there’s only one reason I love Monday this week and that is because *this* week, Monday is the equivalent of Wednesday, which means this week is half over before it even gets started! WOO!!

Being Monday, a weekend update is on order, no?

Lemme sum up with list of things I learned this weekend:

  • Clean Laundry and a Clean Apartment (sorta) ROCK SO HARD!
    Clean! I know you hate it, but do it, you’ll be glad.
  • Girlie nights must include toasts to “SINGLE GIRLS!”, “GUYS SUCK!”, and “HERE’S TO FINDING [ONE OF THOSE GUYS, WHO HOPEFULLY DOESN’T REALLY SUCK]!”
  • If you wear a t-shirt that says, “My boyfriend is out of town,” there will be at least one guy who will ask you if it’s true. Aside from the fact that the shirt is pink, there is no other reason to wear it.
  • Bowling is way cooler with blacklights. See?
    wiiiieerrrd.
    How wierd is this pic!?!? It’s like I’m not even *there*!
  • Bowling with blacklights is way cooler with foofy drinks in martini glasses. Be careful though…If you drink too much, you might start trying to see if you can hit the rafters with your bowling ball. Just sayin.
  • Bowling with blacklights and foofy drinks in martini glasses may, for a brief window of time, make you a better bowler.

    STRIKE!
    I GOT A STRIKE! DO YOU SEE? LOOK! STRIKE!
  • Chocloate Martinis *must* have a little chocolate garnish. A good host *never* skimps on the garnishes. I’m sure Martha would agree (if she wasn’t pre-occupied with prison fights).
  • If you are 5’6″ and 120lbs or so and you drink 2.5 chocolate martinis, expect to be toasted for approximately 7 hours.
  • If you see a guy dressed like Tom Cruise circa “Risky Business,” point and laugh. Dude, I know the 80’s are ‘back’ ‘n all, but c’mon!
  • Julie Delpy is a pretty decent actress. Ethan Hawke? Not so much…

In other vibe-news, last night I had a dream I had sex with John Goodman.

Seriously.

I *so* wish I was kidding…

7 Responses to “I’m SEE-THROUGH!”

  1. Rossana Says:

    John GOODMAN?!?!!? Ugh!!! At least did he make you laugh??? (And I mean in a GOOD way!)

  2. frecklegirl Says:

    hehe- John Goodman! Isn’t that weird what your brain can come up with?!

    Those bowling pictures are awesome! Looks like a fun time… It think I need to go bowling. :)

  3. Aggie Says:

    Cleaning my apartment is up there with getting a root canal done–painful yet necessary. And I agree, you’ll feel better afterwards.

  4. mat Says:

    if you have your camera set to auto flash, it might automatically go in to slow sync… hence why it looks all surreal… longer exposure (hence background visible) with certain crisp aspects from the flash capturing the foreground

    i love that effect and i use that for the majority of my live band shots…

  5. Carrie Says:

    John Goodman!?!? Well, he is really funny. Ya never know what people will be like in bed… :)

    Yay bowling and foofy drinks! That sounds like so much fun.

  6. levi Says:

    I’d ask you if it’s true … and I’m not ashamed to say that. :oP

  7. Silvia Says:

    John Goodman!? Wow, I’d not have thought that was your type.

    Chocolate martinis are SO GOOD! You don’t really weigh enough to be a serious drinker…though you made a valiant effort. Cheers! Now chocolate martinis need garnishes, sure, but the BEST ones are at the Hale Kalani Hotel in Honolulu right on the lanai overlooking the ocean. Not a bowling ball in sight.